Greetings, stranger!I'm Soren, the host of the Cannibal Cafè
I go by many titles, but I'm mainly known around these parts as the ShapeshifterIf you've managed to stumble into this little corner of the world - I am sorry for you... but if you're one of those people, you've managed to find a little gold mineHave a happy feast, your first order is on the house!
Hope you find everything you're looking for in my humble establishment, and remember;Never ask questions

Now that we've established the basics, please do be careful to not step on our assistant's tail - our beloved Carter, they're as overworked as it is so don't put more stress on their plate... they should be lurking around... SomewhereThey're mostly harmless, so don't worry too much about them

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Thank you for visiting our humble establishment, here at the Cannibal Cafè we seek to give our customers the best of experiences for a fine culinary delight!We hope you enjoyed your stay as much as we did, and we hope you'll be back soon for more!In this fine place we like to ensure our clients have the finest of products and customer experience, so if you'd like to leave any feedback, please do leave our assistant a stab in the back!We'll be keeping in touch, Cheers!